Dear Brooklyn,
I thought I had taught you not to touch the Christmas bulbs on our tree.
I was obviously wrong because when I walked into the living room you were filling up your shopping cart with as many bulbs as would fit in it.
You knew you were in trouble because you immediately started taking them out and throwing them. Yeah, like that would get you in less trouble.
Luckily none of them broke and you haven't touched them since.
Sincerely, Lori