Dear Brooklyn,
You have learned to open doors.
Which wouldn't be a big deal except the only doors you can consistently get open is the front door and the pantry door.
The first time you opened the front door it almost scared me to death. I thought "who just walked into my house?!"
Now I always dead bolt the door since the bottom lock only locks from the outside.
As for the pantry... I might have you convinced the handle is hot....
By the way: lying is bad.
Sincerely, Lori
