October 5, 2011


Dear Kurt,

Once upon a time I found out that I probably couldn't get pregnant right away.

So you went out and got me a kitten.

It was an adorable little thing.

But then we began noticing how Brooklyn was sneezing all the time. Then she started getting little hive-like bumps on her stomach, legs and face.

We noticed the sneezing about the same time we noticed that the kitten had quite an annoying meow that it liked to use all. the. time.

So, long story short, we got rid of it.

And we didn't even shed a tear.

The End.

Sincerely, Lori