YOU WEREN'T HERE SO I KISSED BROOKLYN INSTEAD
Kiss me, I'm Irish.
Actually, I'm not sure if I'm really Irish, but what do you care, right?
Today I have some disgusting looking green food in store for you if you can swing home for lunch. Sounds appetizing, huh? Can too much food coloring be a problem? Hopefully not.
Well, I'm gonna go hide all your green clothes.
Happy St. Patrick's Day.